Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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