we have officially lost it.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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