white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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