That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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