She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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