Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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