Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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