I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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