we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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