That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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