OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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