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I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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