I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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