found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
