I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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