How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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