no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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