hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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