i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I cut my penus on the lid.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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