I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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