just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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