need another drink. this is the easiest way
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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