im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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