I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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