I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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