If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he thought i was a dude.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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