Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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