let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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