They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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