Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Is Oprah even human
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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