I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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