I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He shit in the fireplace
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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