How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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