White coat. Heels.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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