Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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