just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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