After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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