FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
