I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
How naked do you want me to be?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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