Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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