we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
smell my finger.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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