Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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