I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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