I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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