I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
