Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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