Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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