if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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