Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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