Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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