Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I wear drunk well.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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