But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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