coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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