definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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