So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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