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(661): View more from California

how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?

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(406): View more from Montana

he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here

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(651): View more from Minnesota

How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?

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(515): View more from Iowa

I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.

(515): View more from Iowa

I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..

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(587): View more from Alberta

My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.

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